Account
Chad
28 | 6'2"
Twitter
@MrAlphasAlpha - 570.2K Followers
Notable Holdings
OMB
XCPinata
BAYC
Your Matches
Sophie
25 | 5'5" | She/Her
ETH MaxiLila
20 | 5'11" | She/Her
NO HookupsBecca
28 | 5'9" | She/Her/They
Fav Feature: Pink Hair >:)Info About Your Match: Powered by
Fuck-N-Suck-AI 4.1 from OpenAI
Estimated Sexual Partners: - 2-3 partners a year- 2.5-3.8 months between each sexual partner- 0% probability of cheating on you with another partner
Gold Member Reward - Like a GloveChad, we don't have to tell you that size matters. According to our stats, your penis ranks in the top 99.9999% of both length and girth out of all of our male users. However, you also know that it can sometimes be *too* big. Here is our gameplan to make sure that you are Sophie fit like a puzzle:
Tips to get her ready:
- Give her a smirk (200% moist increase)
- Stare into her eyes (400% moist increase)
- Tell her you sold the top of Dogecoin (99% probability of squirting orgasm)
Tips to get her ready:
- Give her a smirk (200% moist increase)
- Stare into her eyes (400% moist increase)
- Tell her you sold the top of Dogecoin (99% probability of squirting orgasm)
Red Flags:- Not safe with private keys- Spends ~ .1.85 ETH on Doordash a year- Has already masturbated to your twitter profile picture since starting this conversation
Estimated VIBE Between You and Sophie:
100%
Your messages with Sophie.
7:18pm
Sup Sophie
Heeeeyyyyy Chad :)
7:51pmJust an FYI... i luv your twitter ♥♥♥♥♥
8:53pm11:27pm
Small world. Always nice to meet a fan
11:27pm
And a very cute one at that ;) It's a shame you're an ETH maxi
Awwwwww :( Surpised to hear that from a guy who's holding multiple bayc
11:31pm9:10am
I love ETH. I'm a BTC maxi at heart, but I have large positions in hundreds of coins. I love crypto because it's different than fiat. I don't think one coin should rule them all.
hmmmm. maybe you could come over tonight and take a look at my ... assets ... i promise, im a dedicated student and a fast learner ;)
9:34am2:41pm
Sophie sent you her number.I can do that. Send me your number
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Fuck-N-Suck-AI 4.1 from OpenAI
Estimated Fetishes: - Daddy domination- Impregnation w/ tall man to create hyper-athletic breed of humans
Possible Roadblocks:- "No Hookups" - 99% chance of overcoming- Conflicting Political Views - 95% chance of overcoming- Pressure to Not Wear a Condom and Impregnate - 35% chance of overcoming
Estimated VIBE Between You and Lila:
99%
Your messages with Lila.Lila sent her address.
hiiiiiiii :)
12:13pm4:43pm
Hi Lia.
You're hot af
4:46pmAre you gonna ask me out or?????
5:05pm8:58pm
Don't really do dates these days. But I'm down to make your legs quiver.
Tbh i was like reaaally into you but im looking for something real
9:15pm10:27pm
I am too busy in life to date at the moment. When I'm not working out, I'm running my businesses and investing.
10:28pm
The only reason I'm on here is to get girls to sit on my face and give them the best dick of their lives. I understand if that's not what you're into.
Dick pic?
10:30pm11:15pm
*You sent an attachment.*
omfg.... and it still looks soft
11:21pmcome over now
11:25pmInfo About Your Match: Powered by
Fuck-N-Suck-AI 4.1 from OpenAI
Conflicting Values- Single Mom- Improper Grammar- Jerry Springer Tattoo- Thinks Bitcoin is an "Internet Nerd Money" Scam
Estimated Porn Preferences- Wrestling- Public Bukkake Shaming- Child Support Cuckoldry
Gold Member Reward - Code Purple: ToxicBy our estimate, this user exhibits extreme toxic behaviors and traits. It is best to steer clear, and maybe look a little longer before swiping next time?
Estimated VIBE Between You and Becca:
2%
Your messages with Becca.
hey handsome
6:18pmyou like my ass?
8:44pm10:27pm
Wait... is that a kid in your profile pic?
ur goddamn right! bonquavius is the light of my muh fuckin life. lemme guess: you just like erry other bitch ass man on this app huh? Dont wanna STEP UP and be a REAL MAN to a woman that has a CHILD, HUH? ITS GIVING MAN CHILD, OKUUURRRRR
1:52am8:16am
You blocked and reported Becca.Hard pass.